Seven
Will Out: A Renaissance Revel
JoAnn
Spears
Genre:
Historical fiction, satire, women's fiction,
chick
lit, alternative history, historical fantasy
Print
Length: 402 pages
Publication
Date: November 9, 2015
ASIN:
B017TCUYHA
Book
Description:
If
you thought Six of One: A Tudor Riff was the most fun you could have
with your nightdress on, wait until you see what Seven Will Out: A
Renaissance Revel has in store. Get ready for one 'ruff' night!
Tudorphile
Dolly thought that the night she spent on an astral plane with Henry
VIII's six wives, learning their heretofore unknown secrets, was a
one-time thing. Not so! In Seven Will Out, Dolly finds herself back
in the ether with the women of later Tudor times: Elizabeth I,
‘Bloody’ Mary, Bess of Hardwick, Mary, Queen of Scots, and Anne
Hathaway Shakespeare, to name a few. They too have secrets that will
turn history on its head, and comic sass that will keep you laughing.
You've
read all of the traditional, serious and romantic takes on the
legendary Tudors. Why not try your Tudors with a new and different
twist?
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Excerpt
from Seven Will Out: Chapter Fourteen, Menagerie and Query
My
two welcoming companions were not, as on my last visit, those two
medieval beauties, Margaret Beaufort and Elizabeth of York,
grandmother and mother of Henry VIII.
On
my last stay here, I had learned that this was a strictly ladies-only
domicile. That is why I rapidly concluded that my companions, who
were a couple of dogs, were likely also a couple of bitches. This is
not as rancorous a statement as you may think.
You
see, my stirring about had agitated two toy-size dogs that had been
lying at the foot of the bed, setting them to romping and frolicking
around. I settled them down a bit and then zeroed in for a closer
look at my strange bedfellows.
One
of them I had met before. I had not gotten its name, but I knew it to
be the terrier that had belonged to Mary, Queen of Scots, at the time
of her death. Said pup had attended Mary’s execution, hidden under
her skirts; it barked piteously as it emerged, bloodstained, unable
to decide whether to stay with the decapitated queen’s body or with
her head. Eventually it mourned itself to death. My understanding had
been that, after my last visit here, the Tudor denizens of this
celestial way station would have vacated the premises for good. But
if this dog—and another to boot— were present here, then likely
the queen of Scots was again, or perhaps still, in residence. And
heaven knew who else.
I
looked a little closer at the other dog to try to figure out what, or
at least, whose, it was. It appeared to be a sweet little bichon
frise, and it looked back at me with head atilt and tail wagging.
“Por
quoi!” a female voice called from without the room, and the little
bichon perked up its ears.
“Por
quoi to you too!” I sang out, playing for time as I tried to recall
some of my high school French. As I did, I realized that I had just
unintentionally given someone “what for.” I hoped this wouldn’t
mean that my stay here this time was going to start off with me
giving a bad impression. Wanting to take no chances, I got out of bed
and began to smooth, as best I could, the wrinkles from my
nightdress. As I did so, the person outside my room, getting closer
by the sound of her voice, riposted my comment.
“Your
French accent is execrable, Dolly!”
I
wondered fleetingly if Marie Antoinette was in residence, but this
was not the case. The lady who eventually rounded the doorway and
entered my room was someone I had met before. She sported the
Renaissance equivalent of a hippie-chick outfit that had seen better
days. A parrot was circling above her in a holding pattern, and she
was trailed by several feline friends whose orange calico markings
resembled her own ginger coloring.
I
knew whose tragic and fascinating presence I was in
About
the Author:
JoAnn
Spears couldn’t decide whether to major in English or History in
college. Life stepped in, and she wound up with a Master’s Degree
in Nursing instead. A twenty-five year nursing career didn’t
extinguish that early interest in books and history-especially Tudor
history. It did, however, stoke a decidedly gallows sense of humor.
Eventually,
JoAnn read just about every spin there was on the stories of Henry
VIII and the extended Tudor family. Every spin, that is, except the
one with the gallows humor. The Tudors certainly qualified for it,
but it just wasn’t out there. JoAnn decided that with gallows humor
to spare, she would do her best to remedy the Tudor comedy gap. A
little inspiration from the classic “Wizard of Oz” showed her the
way to go, and “Six of One”, a new kind of Tudor novel, was born.
JoAnn
thought “Six of One”, her story about Henry VIII’s six wives,
would be an only literary child. Then, two years after its birth, she
was caught by surprise with the idea for a sequel. In October, 2015,
“Seven Will Out” made its debut and bought the latter-day Tudors
into the comedy mix.
JoAnn
enjoys writing but maintains her nursing license because a) you never
stop being a nurse and b) her son thinks she should be sensible and
not quit her day job. She also enjoys life in the beautiful mountains
of northeast Tennessee, where she gardens, embroiders antique
reproduction samplers, and teaches yoga in her Methodist church
basement. JoAnn shares her home with three cats and the works of Jane
Austen, Barbara Pym, Louisa May Alcott, and of course, Alison Weir.
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