Fish
Wielder
J.R.R.R
(Jim) Hardison
YA
Epic Fantasy
Fish
Wielder Series (Book 1)
Publisher:
Fiery Seas Publishing, LLC
August
23, 2016
Book
Description:
Fish
Wielder is kind of like Lord of the Rings, set in Narnia,
if it was written by the guys who made Monty Python and the Holy
Grail while they were listening to the music of They Might
Be Giants.
In
ancient times, the Dark Lord Mauron cooked the most powerful magic
chocolate dessert ever made, the Pudding of Power.
One
thousand and two years later, the evil leader of the Bad
Religion, the Heartless One, is trying to recover the lost pudding in
order to enslave the peoples of Grome. Only the depressed barbarian
warrior Thoral Might Fist and his best friend, Brad the talking Koi
fish, have a chance to save the world of Grome from destruction, but
that's going to take a ridiculous amount of magic and mayhem.
Thus
begins the epically silly epic fantasy of epic proportions, Fish
Wielder—book one of the Fish Wielder Trilogy.
Advanced
Praise:
“This
is one wild romp! I'm not sure I've seen such preposterously
determined critic-baiting parody since Xanth or Asprin's
Myth-Begotten series. I recommend it to anyone.” ―Piers
Anthony, New York Times Bestselling Author
"Fast,
fun, fantastic! Fish Wielder is hilarious and unpredictable, like a
drunk bear playing whack-a-mole." ―Logan J. Hunder,
author of Witches Be Crazy
"A
great time. Fast and funny, it races along in a self-aware tone that
should appeal to anyone who loves fantasy but has ever found
themselves thinking, huh, that was a little melodramatic." ―Clay
Johnson, author of OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD (Ravenswood Publishing,
2016)
About
the Author:
Fish
Wielder is J.R.R.R. (Jim) Hardison's first novel novel (He wrote a
graphic novel, The Helm, for Dark Horse Comics). Jim has worked as a
writer, screen writer, animator and film director. He started his
professional career by producing a low-budget direct-to-video feature
film, The Creature From Lake Michigan. Making a bad movie can be a
crash course in the essential elements of good character and story,
and The Creature From Lake Michigan was a tremendously bad movie.
Shifting his focus entirely to animation, Jim joined Will Vinton
Studios where he directed animated commercials for M&M’s and on
the stop-motion TV series Gary and Mike. While working at Vinton, he
also co-wrote the television special Popeye's Voyage: The Quest for
Pappy with actor Paul Reiser.
Jim has appeared on NBC's The Apprentice as an expert advisor on brand characters, developed characters and wrote the pilot episode for the PBS children's television series SeeMore's Playhouse and authored the previously mentioned graphic novel, The Helm, named one of 2010's top ten Great Graphic Novels for Teens by YALSA, a branch of the American Library Association. These days, Jim is the creative director and co-owner of Character LLC, a company that does story-analysis for brands and entertainment properties. He lives in Portland, Oregon with his lovely wife, two amazing kids, one smart dog and one stupid dog.
Jim has appeared on NBC's The Apprentice as an expert advisor on brand characters, developed characters and wrote the pilot episode for the PBS children's television series SeeMore's Playhouse and authored the previously mentioned graphic novel, The Helm, named one of 2010's top ten Great Graphic Novels for Teens by YALSA, a branch of the American Library Association. These days, Jim is the creative director and co-owner of Character LLC, a company that does story-analysis for brands and entertainment properties. He lives in Portland, Oregon with his lovely wife, two amazing kids, one smart dog and one stupid dog.
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