PICK UP LINES POST
As I’m sure a lot of you know, the
most recent trend in online dating is an app called Tinder. A few
months ago, a friend convinced me to give it a try. I did – because
why not? It’s free, and since technology is such a big part of our
lives in this day and age, online dating has lost a lot of the stigma
that it had a few years ago.
For those of you who haven’t heard
anything about Tinder, here’s a brief summary about how it works:
- You make a brief profile with 1-5 pictures and a few lines about yourself.
- It’s connected to Facebook, which creates trust that the people you’re talking to are real.
- If you think a person is hot, you swipe right on their picture. If they’re not your type, you swipe left.
- A chat box will be available only if both people have swiped right to each other. (This way, you’re not bombarded with messages from people who aren’t your type.)
Once the chat box is available, both
people are mutually attracted to each other! Yay! Now … it’s time
for the inevitable pick up line. I have gotten a lot of
terrible ones. So I hope you enjoy this collection of terrible pick
up lines (and my responses) that I received on Tinder!
For the record, I’m not on Tinder
right now. Occasionally (once every few weeks), I’ll go on the app
hoping for a miracle, but I give up after a few hours, when I receive
an onslaught of cheesy pickup lines and am reminded about why I
stopped using the app in the first place.
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Michelle Madow wrote her first novel,
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Jodi Linton
Hey
there!
This
blog is dedicated to every wannabe smooth-talker.
My
name is Jodi Linton. I’m the author of the Deputy Laney Briggs
Series and my upcoming The Original Sinners Motorcycle Club Series
with Entangled Publishing. I’ve lived in Texas my entire life. And
no, I’m not married to a ‘real’ cowboy. But I do share my
suburbia home with a teacher who has a hobby moonlighting as a
drummer.
Today
I want to talk about horrible pick-up lines. You know, the ones that
make you cringe with their seediness. I’ve weathered my fair
share of creepy one-liners, and while I’m like, “Get the hell
away from me!” at the time, they can be quite hilarious in
retrospect.
So
when it came to needing a line for this blog post, I asked a fellow
author friend about the worst pick-up line ever used on her, and hers
beat any of mine hands down. Her lovely boyfriend shot off this
heart-stopper when they first met: “Hey, baby. You got five minutes
to regret?” I’ve gotta say it is pretty good, and yeah,
maybe back in the day when my husband was trying every play in the
book to snag a date with me this one would’ve made me laugh. And it
probably would have made me say, “Buy me a drink, and then we’ll
see about the next five minutes.”
Tell
me. What’s some of your favorite worst pick-up lines ever?
Bye
for now, y’all,
Jodi
Linton
Author Bio:
Jodi Linton is the author of
the Deputy Laney Briggs Series and the upcoming The Original Sinners
Motorcycle Club with Entangled Publishing. She lives in Texas with
her husband and two kids. When she is not writing about sassy females
and dirty talking heroes, she enjoys long walks and family time down
at the river. Join the Pink Pistol Readers! Jodi Linton's official
Street Team for insider scoops on all her upcoming books.
Pretty Lawless Blurb
She's about to go vigilante on
his ass...
Laney Briggs was almost certain
that her sexy-assed Texas Ranger, Gunner Wilson, was gonna pop the
question. Instead, he went and pulled one helluva fast one—he
arrested her best friend, Luke Wagner and skipped out. Now Pistol
Rock's firecracker deputy is ready to go Wild West on Gunner...if she
can just keep that raw, sexual chemistry under control.
Gunner was planning to propose,
and it all went to hell. Now he's boots-deep into an investigation
with ties to the Dirty Southern Mafia and corrupt cops. Yep, Laney is
definitely gonna have his hide. Especially when she finds out just
how much he's been keeping from her...
But Laney has a weakness for
Gunner's delectable cowboy hotness. And for him, she will break every
rule in the book—including the ones she's sworn to uphold.
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