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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book about Bullying by Catherine DePino Giveaway, & Excerpt


Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book about Bullying
by Catherine DePino

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BLURB:
   
The kids at Ralph Bunche Middle School love to pick on Elliot Kravitz-Carnucci. He struggles with his weight, looks like a geek, makes top honors, and lives above the Carnucci Home for Funerals in South Philadelphia with his distant, workaholic father and Nonna, his quirky, overbearing grandmother.
   
Since his parents divorced, he splits spending his time with his funeral director father and his mother Rayna, who dreams of becoming the queen of commercials on the west coast.
   
At the hands of his peers, Elliot experiences a series of bullying episodes that escalate from entrapment in a school supply closet to a brutal “swirly” (head dunk in the toilet) that lands him in the hospital emergency room.
   
Elliot has a small circle of loyal friends and a mentor named Duke, an aging school custodian, who root for him to overcome his bullying issues so that he can enjoy his life as a teenager and a budding singer/performer. Can Elliot win his fight against the nasty bullies, or is he doomed forever? Read this funny, sad, and crazy book to find out.


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Excerpt 

“Help–I can’t breathe–let me out. Somebody help...”

I pounded the inside of the musty supply closet until my knuckles turned blue. Did anybody even have the key?
           
What if they don’t come? What if I’m trapped here all night?
           
I could hear loud voices and laughing, so I knew Kyle Canfield and one of his friends from the basketball team were there, waiting to see if I would cave in and plead for mercy.
           
The bell blared. Classes changed. Kids stampeded through the halls. Then, silence.

Finally I heard someone shout, “I’ve got the key, Doc.” 
          
“Thanks, Duke,” Doc Greely, the assistant principal, said to Mr. Boardly, the man who’d sprung me loose.

Mr. Boardly, the head custodian, better known as Duke, offered me his arm, and I stumbled out of the closet. He was as thin as his mop handle, but all muscle–no flab like me. A scruffy white beard covered half his face.
           
He slammed the closet door shut and bolted the lock. “One of the hall guards reported noise coming from this area. We came as soon as we heard.”
           
Duke patted my shoulder. “Let me know if I can help, Elliot.” I could hear his keys clanging as he walked down the hall humming “Duke of Earl,” that old sixties song he loved. That’s where he got his nickname.


“Up to their old tricks again, Elliot?” Doc asked on the way to his office.

AUTHOR Bio and Links:

Catherine DePino has sold thirteen books for parents, teachers, and children to mainstream publishers. She self-published her fourteenth book, Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book About Bullying because she wanted to give it a wider forum. Her background includes a BS in English and Spanish education, a Master’s in English education, and a doctorate in Curriculum Theory and Development and Educational Administration from Temple University. The author worked for many years as an English teacher, department head of English and world languages, disciplinarian, and curriculum writer in the Philadelphia School District. After this, she worked at Temple as an adjunct assistant professor and student teaching supervisor.

Catherine has also written articles for national magazines, including The Christian Science Monitor and The Writer.

For many years she served on the board of The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference.  She holds membership in the Association of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators.

Her new self-help book, 101 Easy Ways for Women to De-Stress, Reinvent, and Fire Up Your Life in Retirement,appeared on the market in March, 2014.

Visit her website at www.catherinedepino.com

Links



Fire Up Your Life: 101 Ways for Women to Reinvent Themselves


Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book About Bullying


Excuse Me, Your Participle’s Dangling: How to Use Grammar to Make Your Writing Powers Soar


Who Says Bullies Rule?: Common Sense Tips to Help Your Child Cope


Hi, God, It’s Me: e-prayers for teenage girls


Real Life Bully Prevention for Real Kids


In Your Face, Pizza Face: A Girl’s Bully-Busting Book

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Face-Pizza-Girls-Bully-Busting/dp/1878076930/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1393458385&sr=8-1&keywords=in+your+face+pizza+face                                                                                                                          

101 Ways to Help Preschoolers Excel in Reading, Writing, and Speaking


Quick and Easy Grammar Games to Boost Writing Power


Blue Cheese Breath and Stinky Feet: How to Deal with Bullies


Hi, God, It’s Me: e-prayers for Teenage Boys


Ready, Get Set, Go, Grammar!


Grammar Workout: Twenty-Eight Lessons, Exercises, and Activities to Jumpstart Your Writing


Catherine will be awarding a $20 Amazon GC to a randomly drawn commenter during the tour.Follow the tour and comment; the more you comment, the better your chances of winning. The tour dates can be found here: 



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